Jon Nelson wrote on 04.04.2012 15:50:
> I need to have something table-like from the client's perspective for
> a bunch of reasons.
> For now, assume that I want to keep using the view and that I'd like
> to find better ways to address my concerns.
What about a set-returning function that builds the query dynamically and wrapping that into a view?
That way the view would never change and client would still have the perspective of a view/table
Your function could pick up the changes automatically e.g. by looking at information_schema.tables