From: | Adrian Klaver <adrian(dot)klaver(at)gmail(dot)com> |
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To: | pgsql-advocacy(at)postgresql(dot)org |
Cc: | Josh Berkus <josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com> |
Subject: | Re: Slogans for 9.2 |
Date: | 2012-01-31 03:17:58 |
Message-ID: | 201201301917.58964.adrian.klaver@gmail.com |
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On Monday, January 30, 2012 12:13:00 pm Josh Berkus wrote:
> Folks,
>
> Postgres 9.2 is shaping up to be a "performance" release; that is, we
> have several different performance features which may speed up response
> times and throughput by multiples for many common workloads. Also, we
> could stand to counteract some of the "relational databases are slow"
> propaganda being promulgated by the NoSQL camp.
>
> As such, I'd like to come up with a short (as in 3 to 7 words) slogan
> for 9.2, centered around speed. These are to be used in promotional
> materials: shirt, poster, flyers. For example:
>
> "Fastest Database Yet"
>
> "Your Database, Accelerated"
>
> "Features + Speed = Awesome"
>
> "Make Way for Speeding Elephants"
>
> I'm not thrilled with any of those, so, ideas?
A little edgier then my first attempts.
No SQL is faster.
No, SQL will not be outdone.
Postgres, SQL for gearheads.
Postgres, when you want SQL to perform.
--
Adrian Klaver
adrian(dot)klaver(at)gmail(dot)com
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