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Re: Slogans for 9.2

From: Adrian Klaver <adrian(dot)klaver(at)gmail(dot)com>
To: pgsql-advocacy(at)postgresql(dot)org
Cc: Josh Berkus <josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com>
Subject: Re: Slogans for 9.2
Date: 2012-01-31 03:17:58
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On Monday, January 30, 2012 12:13:00 pm Josh Berkus wrote:
> Folks,
> Postgres 9.2 is shaping up to be a "performance" release; that is, we
> have several different performance features which may speed up response
> times and throughput by multiples for many common workloads.  Also, we
> could stand to counteract some of the "relational databases are slow"
> propaganda being promulgated by the NoSQL camp.
> As such, I'd like to come up with a short (as in 3 to 7 words) slogan
> for 9.2, centered around speed. These are to be used in promotional
> materials: shirt, poster, flyers.  For example:
> "Fastest Database Yet"
> "Your Database, Accelerated"
> "Features + Speed = Awesome"
> "Make Way for Speeding Elephants"
> I'm not thrilled with any of those, so, ideas?

A little edgier then my first attempts. 

No SQL is faster.
No, SQL will not be outdone.
Postgres, SQL for gearheads.
Postgres, when you want SQL to perform.

Adrian Klaver

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