Re: Wanted: new project slogan

From: Nikolas Everett <nik9000(at)gmail(dot)com>
To: Magnus Hagander <magnus(at)hagander(dot)net>
Cc: Josh Berkus <josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com>, Ron Mayer <rm_pg(at)cheapcomplexdevices(dot)com>, "Joshua D(dot) Drake" <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com>, David Fetter <david(at)fetter(dot)org>, Rob Napier <rob(at)doitonce(dot)net(dot)au>, pgsql-advocacy <pgsql-advocacy(at)postgresql(dot)org>
Subject: Re: Wanted: new project slogan
Date: 2010-02-09 13:34:25
Message-ID: d4e11e981002090534x4f13736bu574485f60f139ce0@mail.gmail.com
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I know this thread is long dead and this isn't a good slogan any way but:

PostgreSQL: Put away childish things.

First: its horrible.
Second: It really only compares PostgreSQL and MySQL.

On the other hand -
* Why do I need an index for each foreign key? Oh! Its because MySQL
things I'm some kind of blithering idiot. Of course I can't disable that
behavior! And how in the world did http://bugs.mysql.com/bug.php?id=21395 come
about?
* SELECT post_id, count(*) FROM comment; works in MySQL. It produces one
row. GROUP BY is for suckers.
* Non transactional tables are the default?!
* The connector is GPL!?

I only write this because I recently worked myself into a ten minute long
rage and want to share.

On Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 4:42 AM, Magnus Hagander <magnus(at)hagander(dot)net> wrote:

> On Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 01:16, Josh Berkus <josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com> wrote:
> >
> >> Regarding the slogan, IMVHO it's deep into the don't care
> >> area; well behind the postgre-SQL vs postgres-QL debates.
> >> Though as much as people joke about the "now with easy
> >> hot slaves" one, it
> >> (a) highlights new features where Postgres was lacking, and
> >> (b) would get picked up by a lot of blogs and social sites, and
> >> (c) would probably get more people to read the announcement
> >> just to see what it's talking about.
>
> (d) is instantly out of date once 9.1 is ready
>
> That's not a project slogan, that's a release slogan.
>
>
> > It's certainly given me an idea for a t-shirt. ;-)
>
> Release slogans work better on t-shirts :-)
>
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