Re: Slogans for 9.2

"Faster than PostgreNoSQL" :)

On Jan 30, 2012, at 4:49 PM, Rodger Donaldson wrote:

> On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:13:00 -0800, Josh Berkus <josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com> wrote:
>> Folks,
>>
>> Postgres 9.2 is shaping up to be a "performance" release; that is, we
>> have several different performance features which may speed up response
>> times and throughput by multiples for many common workloads. Also, we
>> could stand to counteract some of the "relational databases are slow"
>> propaganda being promulgated by the NoSQL camp.
>>
>> As such, I'd like to come up with a short (as in 3 to 7 words) slogan
>> for 9.2, centered around speed. These are to be used in promotional
>> materials: shirt, poster, flyers. For example:
>>
>> "Fastest Database Yet"
>>
>> "Your Database, Accelerated"
>>
>> "Features + Speed = Awesome"
>>
>> "Make Way for Speeding Elephants"
>>
>> I'm not thrilled with any of those, so, ideas?
>
> "Does more. Costs less."
>
> ZettaData (not really, but it pokes at Oracle's use of ExaData).
>
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