Re: Slogans for 9.2

"Relational Data, Unrelated Performance"

Needs work, throwing it out there as a counterweight to the NoSQL marketing strategies.

Now if we had parallel queries built into core, we could say "Unparalleled Performance" ;-)

On Jan 30, 2012, at 3:13 PM, Josh Berkus wrote:

> Folks,
>
> Postgres 9.2 is shaping up to be a "performance" release; that is, we
> have several different performance features which may speed up response
> times and throughput by multiples for many common workloads. Also, we
> could stand to counteract some of the "relational databases are slow"
> propaganda being promulgated by the NoSQL camp.
>
> As such, I'd like to come up with a short (as in 3 to 7 words) slogan
> for 9.2, centered around speed. These are to be used in promotional
> materials: shirt, poster, flyers. For example:
>
> "Fastest Database Yet"
>
> "Your Database, Accelerated"
>
> "Features + Speed = Awesome"
>
> "Make Way for Speeding Elephants"
>
> I'm not thrilled with any of those, so, ideas?
>
> --
> Josh Berkus
> PostgreSQL Experts Inc.
> http://pgexperts.com
>
> --
> Sent via pgsql-advocacy mailing list (pgsql-advocacy(at)postgresql(dot)org)
> To make changes to your subscription:
> http://www.postgresql.org/mailpref/pgsql-advocacy

Jonathan S. Katz | Managing Director | jonathan(dot)katz(at)excoventures(dot)com | 914-483-8876