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All, I'll disagree with Rob that there's any issue with our logo, and the branding on the name is too entrenched to change. However, I think for 9.0 it's time for a new project slogan. There's several problems with our current slogan: "The Most Advanced Open Source Database" (1) "most advanced" suggests that PostgreSQL is complex and unapproachable by non-DB-experts. It doesn't exactly encourage Drupal and Wordpress geeks to give us a try, and as a result some potential PG users are turning to CouchDB and MongoDB. (2) LucidDB, Hadoop, Cassandra and others could now argue that "most advanced" really depends on how you define "advanced". While we are still the most advanced general-purpose OSDB, they are ahead of us in specific areas. (3) A new slogan for 9.0 could help punch up the release and get some people to try 9 who turned away from previous versions. Given the above, I'd like to start this thread asking for suggestions for a new project slogan. When we have 4-5 solid ideas, we can put it to a vote on a survey site somewhere. --Josh Berkus
On Mon, 2010-01-25 at 11:30 -0800, Josh Berkus wrote: > All, > > I'll disagree with Rob that there's any issue with our logo, and the > branding on the name is too entrenched to change. > (3) A new slogan for 9.0 could help punch up the release and get some > people to try 9 who turned away from previous versions. > > Given the above, I'd like to start this thread asking for suggestions > for a new project slogan. When we have 4-5 solid ideas, we can put it > to a vote on a survey site somewhere. Woot! +1 PostgreSQL The world's open source database -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
On 01/25/2010 11:30 AM, Josh Berkus wrote: > All, > > I'll disagree with Rob that there's any issue with our logo, and the > branding on the name is too entrenched to change. > > However, I think for 9.0 it's time for a new project slogan. > > There's several problems with our current slogan: > > "The Most Advanced Open Source Database" > > (1) "most advanced" suggests that PostgreSQL is complex and > unapproachable by non-DB-experts. It doesn't exactly encourage Drupal > and Wordpress geeks to give us a try, and as a result some potential PG > users are turning to CouchDB and MongoDB. > > (2) LucidDB, Hadoop, Cassandra and others could now argue that "most > advanced" really depends on how you define "advanced". While we are > still the most advanced general-purpose OSDB, they are ahead of us in > specific areas. > > (3) A new slogan for 9.0 could help punch up the release and get some > people to try 9 who turned away from previous versions. > > Given the above, I'd like to start this thread asking for suggestions > for a new project slogan. When we have 4-5 solid ideas, we can put it > to a vote on a survey site somewhere. > > --Josh Berkus > The Database for Restful Nights The Elephant Never Forgets Stability,Extendability,Community -- Adrian Klaver adrian(dot)klaver(at)gmail(dot)com
<sigh>Might have been better to suggest this before we ordered a shedload of swag using the current tagline after discussion here :-( On 1/25/10, Josh Berkus <josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com> wrote: > All, > > I'll disagree with Rob that there's any issue with our logo, and the > branding on the name is too entrenched to change. > > However, I think for 9.0 it's time for a new project slogan. > > There's several problems with our current slogan: > > "The Most Advanced Open Source Database" > > (1) "most advanced" suggests that PostgreSQL is complex and > unapproachable by non-DB-experts. It doesn't exactly encourage Drupal > and Wordpress geeks to give us a try, and as a result some potential PG > users are turning to CouchDB and MongoDB. > > (2) LucidDB, Hadoop, Cassandra and others could now argue that "most > advanced" really depends on how you define "advanced". While we are > still the most advanced general-purpose OSDB, they are ahead of us in > specific areas. > > (3) A new slogan for 9.0 could help punch up the release and get some > people to try 9 who turned away from previous versions. > > Given the above, I'd like to start this thread asking for suggestions > for a new project slogan. When we have 4-5 solid ideas, we can put it > to a vote on a survey site somewhere. > > --Josh Berkus > > -- > Sent via pgsql-advocacy mailing list (pgsql-advocacy(at)postgresql(dot)org) > To make changes to your subscription: > http://www.postgresql.org/mailpref/pgsql-advocacy > -- Dave Page EnterpriseDB UK: http://www.enterprisedb.com
On 1/25/10 12:22 PM, Dave Page wrote: > <sigh>Might have been better to suggest this before we ordered a > shedload of swag using the current tagline after discussion here :-( Hopefully you didn't order anything with "8.5" on it. Besides, I didn't see the swag thread, unless it's "new mug design". --Josh
Josh Berkus wrote: > Given the above, I'd like to start this thread asking for suggestions > for a new project slogan. When we have 4-5 solid ideas, we can put it > to a vote on a survey site somewhere. > PostgreSQL / It just works PostgreSQL / Works for you PostgreSQL / Will not let you down PostgreSQL / Looks after your data PostgreSQL / Your SQL database PostgreSQL / Your next database -- Rafael Martinez, <r(dot)m(dot)guerrero(at)usit(dot)uio(dot)no> Center for Information Technology Services University of Oslo, Norway PGP Public Key: http://folk.uio.no/rafael/
On Mon, Jan 25, 2010 at 9:51 PM, Josh Berkus <josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com> wrote: > On 1/25/10 12:22 PM, Dave Page wrote: >> <sigh>Might have been better to suggest this before we ordered a >> shedload of swag using the current tagline after discussion here :-( > > Hopefully you didn't order anything with "8.5" on it. No, we're not that dappy. > Besides, I didn't see the swag thread, unless it's "new mug design". It was. Following that thread we ordered lots of mugs and shirts. -- Dave Page EnterpriseDB UK: http://www.enterprisedb.com
On 25/01/2010 19:30, Josh Berkus wrote: > All, > > I'll disagree with Rob that there's any issue with our logo, and the > branding on the name is too entrenched to change. > > However, I think for 9.0 it's time for a new project slogan. > > There's several problems with our current slogan: > > "The Most Advanced Open Source Database" "The most reliable open source database". Ray. -- Raymond O'Donnell :: Galway :: Ireland rod(at)iol(dot)ie
Josh Berkus <josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com> writes: > However, I think for 9.0 it's time for a new project slogan. The Professional Database Solution I'm failing to find an English phrase (or single world) to express that PostgreSQL is offering way more than just data storage. Like a protocol, an extensible system (types, operator classes, indexes, user functions), a development system, etc. So in lots of cases where you need 3-tier architecture, the middleware part can be (and more often than not, is best) implemented inside PostgreSQL. Regards, -- dim
Just from the key words in http://www.postgresql.org/about/: Open Source Power and Reliability or Power with Integrity (a play on 'integrity' you see, but don't know whether plays on words are a good idea) Oliver Kohll
2010/1/26 Dave Page <dpage(at)pgadmin(dot)org>: > On Mon, Jan 25, 2010 at 9:51 PM, Josh Berkus <josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com> wrote: >> On 1/25/10 12:22 PM, Dave Page wrote: >>> <sigh>Might have been better to suggest this before we ordered a >>> shedload of swag using the current tagline after discussion here :-( >> >> Hopefully you didn't order anything with "8.5" on it. > > No, we're not that dappy. > >> Besides, I didn't see the swag thread, unless it's "new mug design". > > It was. Following that thread we ordered lots of mugs and shirts. Don't forget there is a lot of other stuff with that slogan on it. Rollups, posters, etc - all the kind of re-usable conference stuff that you don't replace every time. You should probably count at least a couple of thousand dollars in pure replacement costs (not counting work time of course). But in general, it's usually claimed that's a small part of the cost of replacing a logo or slogan. You might want to do some kind of cost-analysis on what this is actually going to cost before pushing something like that through. (Oh, and when talking about other databases claiming to be more advanced. If you're comparing with other OSS databases, mysql still claims to be the most popular opensource database, and I don't see sqlite complaining loudly about that - though I believe they have a lot more installations. not to mention berkeleydb) -- Magnus Hagander Me: http://www.hagander.net/ Work: http://www.redpill-linpro.com/
On Mon, January 25, 2010 20:30, Josh Berkus wrote: > > a new project slogan. > PostgreSQL - The Open Source Elephant Memory Erik Rijkers
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: RIPEMD160 > However, I think for 9.0 it's time for a new project slogan. > > There's several problems with our current slogan: Nobody has ever raised any issues with our slogan before, though... > (1) "most advanced" suggests that PostgreSQL is complex and > unapproachable by non-DB-experts. It doesn't exactly encourage Drupal > and Wordpress geeks to give us a try, and as a result some potential PG > users are turning to CouchDB and MongoDB. Because we have "advanced" in our slogan?! Seems unlikely. > (2) LucidDB, Hadoop, Cassandra and others could now argue that "most > advanced" really depends on how you define "advanced". While we are > still the most advanced general-purpose OSDB, they are ahead of us in > specific areas. Well, sure, but that's going to be true no matter what superlative we choose. > (3) A new slogan for 9.0 could help punch up the release and get some > people to try 9 who turned away from previous versions. Agreed with the first, but not the second. > Given the above, I'd like to start this thread asking for suggestions > for a new project slogan. When we have 4-5 solid ideas, we can put it > to a vote on a survey site somewhere. - -1 on the slogan change. But... <humor> Oh, I can't resist.. :) How about: PostgreSQL: Unpronounceably awesome! PostgreSQL: The most powerful software you can't pronounce PostgreSQL: The open source Oracle with the funny name - -- Greg Sabino Mullane greg(at)turnstep(dot)com PGP Key: 0x14964AC8 201001261032 http://biglumber.com/x/web?pk=2529DF6AB8F79407E94445B4BC9B906714964AC8 -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iEYEAREDAAYFAktfC08ACgkQvJuQZxSWSsgpZwCg1snNXcpS4AGMxDPlOUGIP8BS UTkAoKKJbhtY3G7DGiVWa8teOJntxQvb =DEsS -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
Josh Berkus ha scritto: > Given the above, I'd like to start this thread asking for suggestions > for a new project slogan. When we have 4-5 solid ideas, we can put it > to a vote on a survey site somewhere. > > My first suggestion is a very simple and "humble" one: :) PostgreSQL Open-Source Database -- Gabriele Bartolini - 2ndQuadrant Italia PostgreSQL Training, Services and Support gabriele(dot)bartolini(at)2ndQuadrant(dot)it | www.2ndQuadrant.it
On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 17:43 +0100, Gabriele Bartolini wrote: > Josh Berkus ha scritto: > > Given the above, I'd like to start this thread asking for suggestions > > for a new project slogan. When we have 4-5 solid ideas, we can put it > > to a vote on a survey site somewhere. > > > > > > My first suggestion is a very simple and "humble" one: :) > > PostgreSQL > Open-Source Database Or... PostgreSQL The Open Source Database Of course I know that isn't going to happen, because for some reason we must all get along, but man... the stomping we could do with that. Joshua D. Drake -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
Joshua D. Drake ha scritto: > PostgreSQL > The Open Source Database > I had actually thought about this as well, but I deliberately removed the 'The' article, as I would love users to add it. :) -- Gabriele Bartolini - 2ndQuadrant Italia PostgreSQL Training, Services and Support gabriele(dot)bartolini(at)2ndQuadrant(dot)it | www.2ndQuadrant.it
On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 12:00 -0500, Michael Alan Brewer wrote: > PostgreSQL > *Your* Open Source Database Ohhhhhhh..... I like that. Joshua D. Drake -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 8:52 AM, Joshua D. Drake <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com> wrote: > PostgreSQL > The Open Source Database How about: The 'Open' Open Source Database -- Regards, Richard Broersma Jr. Visit the Los Angeles PostgreSQL Users Group (LAPUG) http://pugs.postgresql.org/lapug
On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 13:34 -0500, Joshua Kramer wrote: > > Open Source Power and Reliability > > Here's a novel idea. Can we create a slogan (and other marketing > collateral) without the use of the term "Open Source"? This may give > Postgres a 'foot in the door' to those entities who are irrationally > afraid of Open Source software... I am aiming directly at the vast > majority of SQL-Server workloads for which SQL-Server's advanced features > (reporting, DotNet integration, etc) are not needed. For example: > Not a bad idea but... uh -- We have DotNet capabilties, reporting capabilities etc... > Postgres: Security, Power, and High Performance > I think removing Open Source from our slogan is a mistake. It is one of the things that makes us who we are. Joshua D. Drake -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 5:07 PM, Joshua D. Drake <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com> wrote: > I think removing Open Source from our slogan is a mistake. It is one of > the things that makes us who we are. > How about something like: Postgres: Liberate Your Data! -- greg
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 09:06:17AM -0800, Richard Broersma wrote: > On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 8:52 AM, Joshua D. Drake <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com> wrote: > > > PostgreSQL > > The Open Source Database > > How about: > > The 'Open' Open Source Database If the Firebird copyrights are in intentionally limited hands, we can go with this. :) Cheers, David. -- David Fetter <david(at)fetter(dot)org> http://fetter.org/ Phone: +1 415 235 3778 AIM: dfetter666 Yahoo!: dfetter Skype: davidfetter XMPP: david(dot)fetter(at)gmail(dot)com iCal: webcal://www.tripit.com/feed/ical/people/david74/tripit.ics Remember to vote! Consider donating to Postgres: http://www.postgresql.org/about/donate
> Open Source Power and Reliability Here's a novel idea. Can we create a slogan (and other marketing collateral) without the use of the term "Open Source"? This may give Postgres a 'foot in the door' to those entities who are irrationally afraid of Open Source software... I am aiming directly at the vast majority of SQL-Server workloads for which SQL-Server's advanced features (reporting, DotNet integration, etc) are not needed. For example: Postgres: Security, Power, and High Performance vs. Postgres: Open Source Security, Power, and High Performance -- ----- http://www.globalherald.net/jb01 GlobalHerald.NET, the Smarter Social Network! (tm)
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 12:07 PM, Joshua D. Drake <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com>wrote: > On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 13:34 -0500, Joshua Kramer wrote: > > > Open Source Power and Reliability > > > > Here's a novel idea. Can we create a slogan (and other marketing > > collateral) without the use of the term "Open Source"? This may give > > Postgres a 'foot in the door' to those entities who are irrationally > > afraid of Open Source software... I am aiming directly at the vast > > majority of SQL-Server workloads for which SQL-Server's advanced features > > (reporting, DotNet integration, etc) are not needed. For example: > > > > Not a bad idea but... uh -- We have DotNet capabilties, reporting > capabilities etc... > > I could be wrong but I believe he meant LINQ and MDX. I was going to write a really incredulous email about how we indeed don't have those features but it turns out we have both: There are a few open source and at least on commercial product to provide LINQ to PostgreSQL support. From what I can tell the open source products aren't really done yet. One says it doesn't support transactions. The open source Mondrian project can sit in front of a whole bunch of different databases, including PostgreSQL, to provide MDX capabilities. The problem is none of them right out of the box so to speak. They all take fiddling. Nik Everett
>> Besides, I didn't see the swag thread, unless it's "new mug design". > > It was. Following that thread we ordered lots of mugs and shirts. Stopped tracking that thread. Given that I was travelling and was not interested in mugs for the USA (per discussion), I stopped paying attention to it before you added the slogan to the design; previous discussion had involved putting something else entirely on the mugs. Anyway, it's likely to take us until July to come up with a new slogan. So you have plenty of time to move the merchandise. And it's not as if the "Most Advanced" slogan is frowned on, I just want to replace it with something better. --Josh Berkus
Greg Sabino Mullane wrote: > PostgreSQL: The most powerful software you can't pronounce > I don't think you're fully taking advantage of the opportunity to advance your name change agenda into the slogan with: PostgreSQL: It's OK to call it Postgres, just not Postgre I'm not sure if it's a great idea to drag this never ending thread along here--I can see some of the business types who I know follow along here just unsubscribing over a flood of messages from this list. I'd think that a blog posting from someone interested in collecting slogan ideas would be a better way to collect up initial brainstorming ideas from the community at large, rather than this list which isn't that well populated really. -- Greg Smith 2ndQuadrant Baltimore, MD PostgreSQL Training, Services and Support greg(at)2ndQuadrant(dot)com www.2ndQuadrant.com
Greg, > I'd think > that a blog posting from someone interested in collecting slogan ideas > would be a better way to collect up initial brainstorming ideas from the > community at large, rather than this list which isn't that well > populated really. If coming up with a new slogan isn't the business of the -advocacy list, what is? It's certainly more central to the list than a discussion about the Oracle-Sun acquisition. And I *especially* want to hear from the business types about what they would consider a good slogan. --Josh Berkus
On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 15:42 -0500, Joshua Kramer wrote: > > Not a bad idea but... uh -- We have DotNet capabilties, reporting > > capabilities etc... > > I know that... what I'm talking about are things like writing stored > procedures using DotNet assemblies, as well as the reporting components > that are included with SQL-Server itself. Many companies use these > components, and it'd be darn near impossible to get them working with any > other data source. > > > I think removing Open Source from our slogan is a mistake. It is one of > > the things that makes us who we are. > > Perhaps EnterpriseDB could fill the niche I'm talking about, but (for the > free version anyway) they've got that pesky 4GB limit just like SQL-Server > Express does. :) I think you are confusing Postgres Plus with Postgres Plus Advanced Server. Joshua D. Drake > > --JK > > -- > > ----- > http://www.globalherald.net/jb01 > GlobalHerald.NET, the Smarter Social Network! (tm) > -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
Richard Broersma wrote:
> On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 8:52 AM, Joshua D. Drake <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com> wrote:
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> How about:
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> The 'Open' Open Source Database
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> Nobody has ever raised any issues with our slogan before, though... They have, actually. Particularly professional marketing types, who *do* have some experience when it comes to slogans. (josh waits for Rob Napier to speak up) And it's possible we won't change it just because we can't come up with a better one. >> (1) "most advanced" suggests that PostgreSQL is complex and >> unapproachable by non-DB-experts. It doesn't exactly encourage Drupal >> and Wordpress geeks to give us a try, and as a result some potential PG >> users are turning to CouchDB and MongoDB. > > Because we have "advanced" in our slogan?! Seems unlikely. Actually, I heard this from a couple of Drupal folks at LCA just last week. And *in general* Postgres now has the image of being high-performance, powerful, big, and very, very complex. This is one of the reasons non-relational DBs are getting so many new users. Obviously, HOWTOs, tutorial, videos, and simple admin tools will go further towards driving adoption. But I think we need work on our image as well. > PostgreSQL: Unpronounceably awesome! Hah! --Josh
On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 11:45 -0800, Josh Berkus wrote: > > Nobody has ever raised any issues with our slogan before, though... > Actually, I heard this from a couple of Drupal folks at LCA just last > week. And *in general* Postgres now has the image of being > high-performance, powerful, big, and very, very complex. This is one of > the reasons non-relational DBs are getting so many new users. You realize we are high-performance, powerful, and very very complex right? Joshua D. Drake -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: RIPEMD160 >> Nobody has ever raised any issues with our slogan before, though... > They have, actually. Particularly professional marketing types, who > *do* have some experience when it comes to slogans. Okay, I'll amend that to say that in the last 10 years nobody has ever raised the issue once on any mailing list (that I recall anyway). > And it's possible we won't change it just because we can't come up with > a better one. Fair enough. In all seriousness I've not seen a better one in the proposals so far, but no harm in trying. > Actually, I heard this from a couple of Drupal folks at LCA just last > week. And *in general* Postgres now has the image of being > high-performance, powerful, big, and very, very complex. This is one of > the reasons non-relational DBs are getting so many new users. Waddya mean, the "image of"?! :) Although compared to Oracle and SQL Server, we are very uncomplex and simple to administer. Don't know how you put that in a slogan, though. > Obviously, HOWTOs, tutorial, videos, and simple admin tools will go > further towards driving adoption. But I think we need work on our image > as well. Highly agreed. - -- Greg Sabino Mullane greg(at)turnstep(dot)com PGP Key: 0x14964AC8 201001261451 http://biglumber.com/x/web?pk=2529DF6AB8F79407E94445B4BC9B906714964AC8 -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iEYEAREDAAYFAktfSBAACgkQvJuQZxSWSsh2kACfSQ1rgFNMpbYNGjD24Wzpl7VY l9gAn1J6QEhs32190s97SiANoOHMGWgE =6QIU -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
Greg Sabino Mullane wrote: > > Actually, I heard this from a couple of Drupal folks at LCA just last > > week. And *in general* Postgres now has the image of being > > high-performance, powerful, big, and very, very complex. This is one of > > the reasons non-relational DBs are getting so many new users. > > Waddya mean, the "image of"?! :) Although compared to Oracle and SQL Server, > we are very uncomplex and simple to administer. Don't know how you > put that in a slogan, though. Sure, new slogan: PostgreSQL: Less complex than Oracle (but that doesn't mean much) -- Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> http://momjian.us EnterpriseDB http://enterprisedb.com + If your life is a hard drive, Christ can be your backup. +
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 8:42 PM, Joshua Kramer <josh(at)globalherald(dot)net> wrote: > > Perhaps EnterpriseDB could fill the niche I'm talking about, but (for the > free version anyway) they've got that pesky 4GB limit just like SQL-Server > Express does. :) Our free distro is standard PostgreSQL + a bunch of useful extra stuff. There's no 4GB limit. -- Dave Page EnterpriseDB UK: http://www.enterprisedb.com
> Not a bad idea but... uh -- We have DotNet capabilties, reporting > capabilities etc... I know that... what I'm talking about are things like writing stored procedures using DotNet assemblies, as well as the reporting components that are included with SQL-Server itself. Many companies use these components, and it'd be darn near impossible to get them working with any other data source. > I think removing Open Source from our slogan is a mistake. It is one of > the things that makes us who we are. Perhaps EnterpriseDB could fill the niche I'm talking about, but (for the free version anyway) they've got that pesky 4GB limit just like SQL-Server Express does. :) --JK -- ----- http://www.globalherald.net/jb01 GlobalHerald.NET, the Smarter Social Network! (tm)
> I think you are confusing Postgres Plus with Postgres Plus Advanced > Server. Here's what I'm trying to get at. Most databases that are aimed directly at enterprise apps either have a) a price tag, or b) limitations on use (as in SQL-Server Express, the free version of EnterpriseDB, Oracle XE). I would like to create a slogan that takes plain vanilla PostgreSQL (*NOT* the EnterpriseDB versions), the PostgreSQL that has no funny restrictions and that you can use to store terabytes of data, and aims it squarely at those types of workloads that would traditionally run the Express versions of SQL-S, Oracle, or EnterpriseDB. -- ----- http://www.globalherald.net/jb01 GlobalHerald.NET, the Smarter Social Network! (tm)
josh(at)agliodbs(dot)com (Josh Berkus) writes: > Greg, > >> I'd think >> that a blog posting from someone interested in collecting slogan ideas >> would be a better way to collect up initial brainstorming ideas from the >> community at large, rather than this list which isn't that well >> populated really. > > If coming up with a new slogan isn't the business of the -advocacy list, > what is? It's certainly more central to the list than a discussion > about the Oracle-Sun acquisition. > > And I *especially* want to hear from the business types about what they > would consider a good slogan. > > --Josh Berkus Peter Eisentraut blogged something about this with some suggestion of moniker containing the word "universal," which seems attractive to me... Once upon a time, Informix renamed (at a time when there were some commonalities in the original provenance of our respective code bases, since at one time, Postgres begat Illustra...) to "Informix UDB", suggesting some "universality" of their implementation. I think we have more "universalness" than they did then ;-). -- let name="cbbrowne" and tld="gmail.com" in String.concat "@" [name;tld];; http://www3.sympatico.ca/cbbrowne/slony.html What is the difference between a robot and a duck? Answer: A duck floats when you throw it in the water.
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 04:15:27PM -0500, Chris Browne wrote: > > I think we have more "universalness" than they did then ;-). Your Data: Any time, Any Place. -- Rodger Donaldson rodgerd(at)diaspora(dot)gen(dot)nz
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 2:37 PM, Rodger Donaldson <rodgerd(at)diaspora(dot)gen(dot)nz> wrote: > On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 04:15:27PM -0500, Chris Browne wrote: >> >> I think we have more "universalness" than they did then ;-). > > Your Data: Any time, Any Place. Haha. :) +1 Maybe we should have a few different things that we say. This project has never been about having a unified vision of it's own future (oh, someone please argue with me about that!). Why not just embrace that fact and pick the best five slogans from the ones that have been offered? AND ROTATE THEM! :) -selena -- http://chesnok.com/daily - me http://endpoint.com - work
On Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:26:42 pm Selena Deckelmann wrote: > On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 2:37 PM, Rodger Donaldson > > <rodgerd(at)diaspora(dot)gen(dot)nz> wrote: > > On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 04:15:27PM -0500, Chris Browne wrote: > >> I think we have more "universalness" than they did then ;-). > > > > Your Data: Any time, Any Place. > > Haha. :) +1 > > Maybe we should have a few different things that we say. This project > has never been about having a unified vision of it's own future (oh, > someone please argue with me about that!). > > Why not just embrace that fact and pick the best five slogans from the > ones that have been offered? AND ROTATE THEM! :) Sort of the Magic 8 ball effect :) > > -selena -- Adrian Klaver adrian(dot)klaver(at)gmail(dot)com
On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 15:26 -0800, Selena Deckelmann wrote: > On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 2:37 PM, Rodger Donaldson > <rodgerd(at)diaspora(dot)gen(dot)nz> wrote: > > On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 04:15:27PM -0500, Chris Browne wrote: > >> > >> I think we have more "universalness" than they did then ;-). > > > > Your Data: Any time, Any Place. > > Haha. :) +1 > > Maybe we should have a few different things that we say. This project > has never been about having a unified vision of it's own future (oh, > someone please argue with me about that!). O.k. :) We do have a unified vision of the the future. In that there is no unified vision of the future. > > Why not just embrace that fact and pick the best five slogans from the > ones that have been offered? AND ROTATE THEM! :) Ohhh, I like that. Have some fun with it. Joshua D. Drake -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
David Fetter wrote: > On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 09:06:17AM -0800, Richard Broersma wrote: >> On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 8:52 AM, Joshua D. Drake <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com> wrote: >> >>> PostgreSQL >>> The Open Source Database >> How about: >> >> The 'Open' Open Source Database > > If the Firebird copyrights are in intentionally limited hands, we can > go with this. :) Well if not their code, then certainly their documentation. You pretty much have to purchase a book to do anything. But I'd hope we're past the stage of comparing ourselves with MySQL or Firebird. Instead we should focus on what makes us attractive to Oracle, DB2 or SQL Server shops. When working on some databases, especially SQL Server, I always get so frustrated with how difficult everything is. So maybe a slogan like: PostgreSQL - Enjoy your database again PostgreSQL - The database you'll love PostgreSQL - Setting the standard for following the standard Obviously the hit on Oracle is the cost, management and intrusiveness. Because transaction processing need not involve your credit card PostgreSQL - Because your database shouldn't manage you PostgreSQL - Power without a 6 figure baby sitter And if we really need to poke at MySQL then: PostgreSQL - Licensed to kill Ok, well all of my suggestions suck. But you get the point. Scott
Joshua Kramer wrote: > >> We do have a unified vision of the the future. In that there is no >> unified vision of the future. > > PostgreSQL: The Database of Entropic Destinies. > LOL. That would look awesome on a tie-die! Scott
On 01/26/2010 03:34 PM, Scott Bailey wrote: > When working on some databases, especially SQL Server, I always get so > frustrated with how difficult everything is. So maybe a slogan like: > PostgreSQL - Enjoy your database again > PostgreSQL - The database you'll love > PostgreSQL - Setting the standard for following the standard I like the general concept -- how 'bout: PostgreSQL - Powerful Freedom Joe
Scott Bailey wrote: > David Fetter wrote: > > On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 09:06:17AM -0800, Richard Broersma wrote: > >> On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 8:52 AM, Joshua D. Drake <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com> wrote: > >> > >>> PostgreSQL > >>> The Open Source Database > >> How about: > >> > >> The 'Open' Open Source Database > > > > If the Firebird copyrights are in intentionally limited hands, we can > > go with this. :) > > Well if not their code, then certainly their documentation. You pretty > much have to purchase a book to do anything. > > But I'd hope we're past the stage of comparing ourselves with MySQL or > Firebird. Instead we should focus on what makes us attractive to Oracle, > DB2 or SQL Server shops. > > When working on some databases, especially SQL Server, I always get so > frustrated with how difficult everything is. So maybe a slogan like: > PostgreSQL - Enjoy your database again I like the one above. > PostgreSQL - The database you'll love > PostgreSQL - Setting the standard for following the standard The Pennsylvania Railroad slogan was "Standard Railroad of the World". Can we modify that somehow? > Obviously the hit on Oracle is the cost, management and intrusiveness. > Because transaction processing need not involve your credit card > PostgreSQL - Because your database shouldn't manage you > PostgreSQL - Power without a 6 figure baby sitter > > And if we really need to poke at MySQL then: > PostgreSQL - Licensed to kill Good one --- has a James Bond feel, and I do think that using several different slogans has real value. -- Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> http://momjian.us EnterpriseDB http://enterprisedb.com + If your life is a hard drive, Christ can be your backup. +
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 20:09, Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> wrote:
> Richard Broersma wrote:
>> On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 8:52 AM, Joshua D. Drake <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com> wrote:
>> > PostgreSQL
>> > The Open Source Database
>>
>> How about:
>> The 'Open' Open Source Database
>
> And of course:
> 2
> The Open Source Database
And on similar theme, why not just:
PostgreSQL: The Open Database
not only 'source' is open, the community is open, the possibilities
are open, the data inside is open.
some other ideas:
PostgreSQL - Feel Free.
PostgreSQL: Your Data is Important.
PostgreSQL: Meet the Future.
Best regards,
Dawid
On Wed, January 27, 2010 12:29, Adrian Klaver wrote: >> Maybe we should have a few different things that we say. This project >> has never been about having a unified vision of it's own future (oh, >> someone please argue with me about that!). >> >> Why not just embrace that fact and pick the best five slogans from the >> ones that have been offered? AND ROTATE THEM! :) > > Sort of the Magic 8 ball effect :) "Magic 8-Ball" and "Database" is perhaps a pair to avoid. select cust_balance from general_ledger where cust_id = 'foo' "Outlook not so good."
Dawid Kuroczko wrote: > not only 'source' is open, the community is open, the possibilities > are open, the data inside is open. > This idea respins into a neat slogan: PostgreSQL: Open-Source Database, Open-Ended Possibilities -- Greg Smith 2ndQuadrant Baltimore, MD PostgreSQL Training, Services and Support greg(at)2ndQuadrant(dot)com www.2ndQuadrant.com
> Why not just embrace that fact and pick the best five slogans from the > ones that have been offered? AND ROTATE THEM! :) Or better yet, let's implement a markov chain algorithm to periodically come up with new slogans based on the frequency of occurrence of various words in this slogan debate! -- ----- http://www.globalherald.net/jb01 GlobalHerald.NET, the Smarter Social Network! (tm)
> We do have a unified vision of the the future. In that there is no > unified vision of the future. PostgreSQL: The Database of Entropic Destinies. -- ----- http://www.globalherald.net/jb01 GlobalHerald.NET, the Smarter Social Network! (tm)
On Mon, 2010-01-25 at 11:30 -0800, Josh Berkus wrote: > There's several problems with our current slogan: > > "The Most Advanced Open Source Database" <snip> Heh, *I think* none of the suggestions are better than current one. Even though I agree with your concerns regarding the current one and I also believe that we need to change it (or add more slogans), IMO we need something that suits our product, not our t-shirts or flyers. (... FWIW, I have always found MySQL's slogan stupid. Popularity does not mean that they doing the Right Thing.) -- Devrim GÜNDÜZ, RHCE Command Prompt - http://www.CommandPrompt.com devrim~gunduz.org, devrim~PostgreSQL.org, devrim.gunduz~linux.org.tr http://www.gunduz.org Twitter: http://twitter.com/devrimgunduz
* Greg Stark: > On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 5:07 PM, Joshua D. Drake <jd(at)commandprompt(dot)com> wrote: >> I think removing Open Source from our slogan is a mistake. It is one of >> the things that makes us who we are. >> > > How about something like: > > Postgres: Liberate Your Data! A lot of companies (and individuals, too) don't want to see their data liberated. That's why "open" doesn't seem to be such a great term in the database context. Of course, there are different kinds of openness (format and algorithms vs content), but that's a rather subtle point, I think. -- Florian Weimer <fweimer(at)bfk(dot)de> BFK edv-consulting GmbH http://www.bfk.de/ Kriegsstraße 100 tel: +49-721-96201-1 D-76133 Karlsruhe fax: +49-721-96201-99
On Tue, Jan 26, 2010 at 6:29 PM, Adrian Klaver <adrian(dot)klaver(at)gmail(dot)com> wrote: > On Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:26:42 pm Selena Deckelmann wrote: >> >> Why not just embrace that fact and pick the best five slogans from the >> ones that have been offered? AND ROTATE THEM! :) > > Sort of the Magic 8 ball effect :) Am now visualizing a (blue) Magic 9.0 Ball (to promote the next release). ;) ---Michael Brewer mbrewer(at)gmail(dot)com
I am reporting this suggestion: PostgreSQL: Your SQL or PostgreSQL: YourSQL (Don't blame me, I am just reporting)
Gabriele Bartolini wrote: > I am reporting this suggestion: > > PostgreSQL: Your SQL > > or > > PostgreSQL: YourSQL > > (Don't blame me, I am just reporting) *shivers* definitely not. But perhaps PostgreSQL: Even better with bacon! Scott
josh(at)globalherald(dot)net (Joshua Kramer) writes: >> Why not just embrace that fact and pick the best five slogans from the >> ones that have been offered? AND ROTATE THEM! :) > > Or better yet, let's implement a markov chain algorithm to > periodically come up with new slogans based on the frequency of > occurrence of various words in this slogan debate! [Chris rummages around his ~/Lisp directory... Yup, "parse-poetry.lisp" is still kicking around...] I've got one of those... Some years ago, my little program won a rather geeky "poetry generation" contest. I grabbed a corpus of sample poetry by one of those crazy "tax protestors," and the program would nicely generate poetry looking very much like this one guy's output. Give me 50 slogans, and the little program should be able to do the same :-). -- select 'cbbrowne' || '@' || 'gmail.com'; http://www3.sympatico.ca/cbbrowne/nonrdbms.html "The only ``intuitive'' interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned." -- Bruce Ediger, bediger(at)teal(dot)csn(dot)org on X interfaces.
bruce(at)momjian(dot)us (Bruce Momjian) writes: > Good one --- has a James Bond feel, and I do think that using several > different slogans has real value. We could set up an, um, database of slogans, maybe? -- let name="cbbrowne" and tld="gmail.com" in name ^ "@" ^ tld;; http://www3.sympatico.ca/cbbrowne/emacs.html "Microsoft OS's are good because they encourage Intel to produce faster CPUs for the rest of us to run Unix on." -- George Dau
2010/1/27 Scott Bailey <artacus(at)comcast(dot)net>:
> Gabriele Bartolini wrote:
>>
>> I am reporting this suggestion:
>>
>> PostgreSQL: Your SQL
>>
>> or
>>
>> PostgreSQL: YourSQL
>>
>> (Don't blame me, I am just reporting)
>
> *shivers* definitely not.
>
> But perhaps
> PostgreSQL: Even better with bacon!
>
Vegan's may feel discarded. :P
What about:
Use Postgres, be open and leave everything else!
The Open Stable Solution.
--
Emanuel Calvo Franco
DBA at: www.siu.edu.ar
www.emanuelcalvofranco.com.ar
Join: http://www.thevenusproject.com/
On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 12:00 -0500, Michael Alan Brewer wrote: > PostgreSQL > *Your* Open Source Database Many suggestions in this thread use "Database" interchangeably with "Database Management System". The latter is a little verbose, but "Database System" should be concise enough for a slogan without losing the meaning. We need to remind people that a DBMS isn't just a place to stash data, it's a complete system. This also differentiates us from the NoSQL crowd, which seems much more confused about the distinction between a database and the system that manages it (for example, the mixing of data and schema is prevalent among those using KV stores or tree/graph systems). Regards, Jeff Davis
On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 12:01 +0100, Dimitri Fontaine wrote: > I'm failing to find an English phrase (or single world) to express that > PostgreSQL is offering way more than just data storage. Like a protocol, > an extensible system (types, operator classes, indexes, user functions), > a development system, etc. "Database Management System" is one way of saying it, but that's a little verbose for a slogan, so perhaps "Database System". Regards, Jeff Davis
On Tue, 2010-01-26 at 17:10 +0000, Greg Stark wrote: > Postgres: Liberate Your Data! I like it. It may not even need the "!". Also, it looks like it would translate well into many languages. Regards, Jeff Davis
On ons, 2010-01-27 at 11:45 -0800, Jeff Davis wrote: > Many suggestions in this thread use "Database" interchangeably with > "Database Management System". The latter is a little verbose, but > "Database System" should be concise enough for a slogan without losing > the meaning. You are completely right that "PostgreSQL" is not a "database", but it's tempting to use it in a slogan because it's shorter and more recognizable. But "database system" is also not correct, and arguably not as short and recognizable. So you'd get the worst of both worlds that way.
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On Wed, 2010-01-27 at 23:31 +0200, Peter Eisentraut wrote: > You are completely right that "PostgreSQL" is not a "database", but it's > tempting to use it in a slogan because it's shorter and more > recognizable. But "database system" is also not correct, and arguably > not as short and recognizable. So you'd get the worst of both worlds > that way. Technically, that's true. I was trying for some kind of compromise, but I can see why you don't like it. I would like to get away from calling PostgreSQL a "database" in any official documentation, slogans, or anything else. In my opinion, our slogan shouldn't add to the confusion, particularly when that same confusion may be driving much of the NoSQL movement (and pulling people away from systems like postgresql). We don't have to use that language in the slogan at all necessarily -- for instance, Greg Stark suggested "Liberate Your Data!" Regards, Jeff Davis
On Wed, 2010-01-27 at 21:32 +0000, Greg Sabino Mullane wrote: > Why would this be considered a good thing? Data wants to > be secure, not liberated. "Secure" has two potential meanings when it comes to data: 1. Hidden from those who shouldn't see it. 2. Protected from loss or corruption. Clearly, data should be secure in the second sense, but that does not conflict in any way with "liberation". Do you really think people will interpret "liberate" as "the system will post your data to a mailing list"? I imagine liberty as the flexibility to transform, transmit, integrate, and interpret your data using as many tools and interfaces as you can imagine. Our flexible type system and powerful PL support allow that, and you can use as many ACLs as you want to secure it in the first sense. Regards, Jeff Davis
How about something like: > Non-stop data integrity. > > or > > Non-stop data security. > > or > > Non-stop elephant enclosures? > > ... well, you get the idea ... Non-stop used to be a registered trademark of TANDEM but I haven¹t heard from them in years so I don¹t expect there to be a conflict. By the way, our corporate positioning statement is: > Liberating ideas. This ties in with the freedom and flexibility that comes from rapid application development with once:radix. I think the liberate¹ positioning of PostgreSQL is a bit close to home for me. Regards Rob Napier
It's late. Like, really late. Please forgive me. :)
PostgreSQL: It's ACID!
PostgreSQL: You are in control.
PostgreSQL: Do Elephants Dream of Generalized Inverted Indexes?
PostgreSQL: Time for Postgres.
PostgreSQL: Słoń nigdy nie zapomina / Ein Gedaechtnis wie ein Elefant
/ Avoir une mémoire d'éléphant [...]
(alternating elephantine memory related phrases in as many languages
as possible)
PostgresSQL: Avant-garde of Databases.
Best regards,
Dawid
PS: Oh, and I like the current slogan. Personally I don't think any of
ones I've seen here is better than the current one... They are nice
co-slogan, but the most advanced open source database just sums
it all so nicely...
On 1/27/10 5:07 PM, Dawid Kuroczko wrote: > PostgreSQL: Do Elephants Dream of Generalized Inverted Indexes? Hah! +1 --Josh Berkus
Sorry my bad english, but this is my idea "PostgreSQL : the freedom power" or "PostgreSQL : just be free"
Peter Eisentraut <peter_e(at)gmx(dot)net> writes: > On ons, 2010-01-27 at 11:45 -0800, Jeff Davis wrote: >> Many suggestions in this thread use "Database" interchangeably with >> "Database Management System". The latter is a little verbose, but >> "Database System" should be concise enough for a slogan without losing >> the meaning. > > You are completely right that "PostgreSQL" is not a "database", but it's > tempting to use it in a slogan because it's shorter and more > recognizable. But "database system" is also not correct, and arguably > not as short and recognizable. So you'd get the worst of both worlds > that way. http://archives.postgresql.org/pgsql-advocacy/2010-01/msg00053.php The Professional Database Solution It's missing something yet, but hopefully with some contribution we'd get there. -- dim Each time I'm asked to give an overly brief comparision between MySQL and PostgreSQL, I begin with the punch line: well, with MySQL you get problems, with PostgreSQL, solutions.
On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 14:59 +0100, Dimitri Fontaine wrote: > Peter Eisentraut <peter_e(at)gmx(dot)net> writes: > > > On ons, 2010-01-27 at 11:45 -0800, Jeff Davis wrote: > >> Many suggestions in this thread use "Database" interchangeably with > >> "Database Management System". The latter is a little verbose, but > >> "Database System" should be concise enough for a slogan without losing > >> the meaning. > > > > You are completely right that "PostgreSQL" is not a "database", but it's > > tempting to use it in a slogan because it's shorter and more > > recognizable. But "database system" is also not correct, and arguably > > not as short and recognizable. So you'd get the worst of both worlds > > that way. > > http://archives.postgresql.org/pgsql-advocacy/2010-01/msg00053.php > > The Professional Database Solution > > It's missing something yet, but hopefully with some contribution we'd > get there.' The Professionals Database Joshua D. Drake -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
On Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 9:08 AM, Florian Weimer <fweimer(at)bfk(dot)de> wrote: > A lot of companies (and individuals, too) don't want to see their data > liberated. Well they don't necessarily want to see it liberated from their control. But they certainly want their data to be free from technological limitations which prevent them from exploiting it. Obviously the slogan I proposed unseriously doesn't get to that distinction but perhaps there's some way to exploit that feeling that people have tons of data and its stuck in an impotent form because they lack the tools to free it from these restrictions. -- greg
Joshua D. Drake wrote: > On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 14:59 +0100, Dimitri Fontaine wrote: > > Peter Eisentraut <peter_e(at)gmx(dot)net> writes: > > > > > On ons, 2010-01-27 at 11:45 -0800, Jeff Davis wrote: > > >> Many suggestions in this thread use "Database" interchangeably with > > >> "Database Management System". The latter is a little verbose, but > > >> "Database System" should be concise enough for a slogan without losing > > >> the meaning. > > > > > > You are completely right that "PostgreSQL" is not a "database", but it's > > > tempting to use it in a slogan because it's shorter and more > > > recognizable. But "database system" is also not correct, and arguably > > > not as short and recognizable. So you'd get the worst of both worlds > > > that way. > > > > http://archives.postgresql.org/pgsql-advocacy/2010-01/msg00053.php > > > > The Professional Database Solution > > > > It's missing something yet, but hopefully with some contribution we'd > > get there.' > > > The Professionals Database The interesting issue with this suggestion is the fact that we are open source is only _one_ of our strengths, and I think that will increasingly become true: http://momjian.us/main/blogs/pgblog/2010.html#January_28_2010_2 -- Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> http://momjian.us EnterpriseDB http://enterprisedb.com + If your life is a hard drive, Christ can be your backup. +
On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Joshua D. Drake wrote: > On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 14:59 +0100, Dimitri Fontaine wrote: >> Peter Eisentraut <peter_e(at)gmx(dot)net> writes: >> >>> On ons, 2010-01-27 at 11:45 -0800, Jeff Davis wrote: >>>> Many suggestions in this thread use "Database" interchangeably with >>>> "Database Management System". The latter is a little verbose, but >>>> "Database System" should be concise enough for a slogan without losing >>>> the meaning. >>> >>> You are completely right that "PostgreSQL" is not a "database", but it's >>> tempting to use it in a slogan because it's shorter and more >>> recognizable. But "database system" is also not correct, and arguably >>> not as short and recognizable. So you'd get the worst of both worlds >>> that way. >> >> http://archives.postgresql.org/pgsql-advocacy/2010-01/msg00053.php >> >> The Professional Database Solution >> >> It's missing something yet, but hopefully with some contribution we'd >> get there.' > > > The Professionals Database I like the first one better .. yours implies a certain knowledge level required to use ... ---- Marc G. Fournier Hub.Org Hosting Solutions S.A. scrappy(at)hub(dot)org http://www.hub.org Yahoo:yscrappy Skype: hub.org ICQ:7615664 MSN:scrappy(at)hub(dot)org
Marc G. Fournier wrote: > On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Joshua D. Drake wrote: > > > On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 14:59 +0100, Dimitri Fontaine wrote: > >> Peter Eisentraut <peter_e(at)gmx(dot)net> writes: > >> > >>> On ons, 2010-01-27 at 11:45 -0800, Jeff Davis wrote: > >>>> Many suggestions in this thread use "Database" interchangeably with > >>>> "Database Management System". The latter is a little verbose, but > >>>> "Database System" should be concise enough for a slogan without losing > >>>> the meaning. > >>> > >>> You are completely right that "PostgreSQL" is not a "database", but it's > >>> tempting to use it in a slogan because it's shorter and more > >>> recognizable. But "database system" is also not correct, and arguably > >>> not as short and recognizable. So you'd get the worst of both worlds > >>> that way. > >> > >> http://archives.postgresql.org/pgsql-advocacy/2010-01/msg00053.php > >> > >> The Professional Database Solution > >> > >> It's missing something yet, but hopefully with some contribution we'd > >> get there.' > > > > > > The Professionals Database > > I like the first one better .. yours implies a certain knowledge level > required to use ... Yea, I like "The Professional Database Solution" too. -- Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> http://momjian.us EnterpriseDB http://enterprisedb.com + If your life is a hard drive, Christ can be your backup. +
On Thu, Jan 28, 2010 at 18:34, Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> wrote: > Marc G. Fournier wrote: >> On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Joshua D. Drake wrote: >> >> > On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 14:59 +0100, Dimitri Fontaine wrote: >> >> Peter Eisentraut <peter_e(at)gmx(dot)net> writes: >> >> >> >>> On ons, 2010-01-27 at 11:45 -0800, Jeff Davis wrote: >> >>>> Many suggestions in this thread use "Database" interchangeably with >> >>>> "Database Management System". The latter is a little verbose, but >> >>>> "Database System" should be concise enough for a slogan without losing >> >>>> the meaning. >> >>> >> >>> You are completely right that "PostgreSQL" is not a "database", but it's >> >>> tempting to use it in a slogan because it's shorter and more >> >>> recognizable. But "database system" is also not correct, and arguably >> >>> not as short and recognizable. So you'd get the worst of both worlds >> >>> that way. >> >> >> >> http://archives.postgresql.org/pgsql-advocacy/2010-01/msg00053.php >> >> >> >> The Professional Database Solution >> >> >> >> It's missing something yet, but hopefully with some contribution we'd >> >> get there.' >> > >> > >> > The Professionals Database >> >> I like the first one better .. yours implies a certain knowledge level >> required to use ... > > Yea, I like "The Professional Database Solution" too. One of the original reasons put forward for us needing to change this is that other opensource databases are also advanced, and may not like us calling ourselves the most advanced one. What do you think they'll say if we differentiate ourselves by saying we're the professional one - implicating they're not.... -- Magnus Hagander Me: http://www.hagander.net/ Work: http://www.redpill-linpro.com/
PostgreSQL: The Obvious Choice PostgreSQL: What the Hell Else Would You Use? Or, to boil the sentiment right down: PostgreSQL: Duh Seriously though, I do think "Liberate Your Data", while reflecting an admirable ideal would probably strike terror into the hearts of a lot of suits. On 29 January 2010 04:34, Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> wrote: > Yea, I like "The Professional Database Solution" too. That one's not bad but I'm not sure it's overwhelmingly better than the existing slogan. Cheers, BJ
Loads of suggestions: PostgreSQL: It's really quite good PostgreSQL: Possibly the only database with a replication solution named after a type of goat. PostgreSQL: We won't be bought out PostgreSQL: Free forever PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Standby Postgres: Who stole my QL?
On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 18:59 +0100, Magnus Hagander wrote: > One of the original reasons put forward for us needing to change this > is that other opensource databases are also advanced, and may not like > us calling ourselves the most advanced one. > > What do you think they'll say if we differentiate ourselves by saying > we're the professional one - implicating they're not.... Right now, our slogan compares us directly to other open source database systems, and that's nearly a direct shot at MySQL. If we compare ourselves to all database systems, it's not nearly as bad. Regards, Jeff Davis
On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 18:08 +0000, Hywel Mallett wrote: > Postgres: Who stole my QL? :-) -- Devrim GÜNDÜZ, RHCE Command Prompt - http://www.CommandPrompt.com devrim~gunduz.org, devrim~PostgreSQL.org, devrim.gunduz~linux.org.tr http://www.gunduz.org Twitter: http://twitter.com/devrimgunduz
On 28/01/10 16:08, Jeff Davis wrote: > On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 18:59 +0100, Magnus Hagander wrote: > >> One of the original reasons put forward for us needing to change this >> is that other opensource databases are also advanced, and may not like >> us calling ourselves the most advanced one. >> >> What do you think they'll say if we differentiate ourselves by saying >> we're the professional one - implicating they're not.... >> > Right now, our slogan compares us directly to other open source database > systems, and that's nearly a direct shot at MySQL. If we compare > ourselves to all database systems, it's not nearly as bad. > > Regards, > Jeff Davis > I like the old mozilla approach of "Reclaim your inbox" as a thunderbird slogan. I think that we could use something similar like: PostgreSQL: Reclaim your database. PostgreSQL: Regain control of your data. PostgreSQL: Take your data wherever you want to go. I think it synthesizes the notion of being in control of data and having a flexible development plataform, something that was previously mentioned in this thread. -- Diogo Biazus diogob(at)gmail(dot)com http://www.softa.com.br http://www.postgresql.org.br
On Thu, Jan 28, 2010 at 04:49:23PM +0000, Greg Stark wrote: > On Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 9:08 AM, Florian Weimer <fweimer(at)bfk(dot)de> wrote: > > A lot of companies (and individuals, too) don't want to see their data > > liberated. > > Well they don't necessarily want to see it liberated from their > control. But they certainly want their data to be free from > technological limitations which prevent them from exploiting it. > Obviously the slogan I proposed unseriously doesn't get to that > distinction but perhaps there's some way to exploit that feeling that > people have tons of data and its stuck in an impotent form because > they lack the tools to free it from these restrictions. Perhaps we should say "Your data unfettered"... but I imagine some of the community might have feelings about that... - Josh / eggyknap
2010/1/29 Diogo Biazus <diogob(at)gmail(dot)com>: > PostgreSQL: Reclaim your database. > PostgreSQL: Regain control of your data. > PostgreSQL: Take your data wherever you want to go. PostgreSQL - because your data is worth it PostgreSQL - your data deserves it Cheers, Andrej -- Please don't top post, and don't use HTML e-Mail :} Make your quotes concise. http://www.american.edu/econ/notes/htmlmail.htm
On 01/28/2010 12:20 PM, Joshua Tolley wrote: > On Thu, Jan 28, 2010 at 04:49:23PM +0000, Greg Stark wrote: >> Well they don't necessarily want to see it liberated from their >> control. But they certainly want their data to be free from >> technological limitations which prevent them from exploiting it. >> Obviously the slogan I proposed unseriously doesn't get to that >> distinction but perhaps there's some way to exploit that feeling that >> people have tons of data and its stuck in an impotent form because >> they lack the tools to free it from these restrictions. > > Perhaps we should say "Your data unfettered"... but I imagine some of the Maybe: PostgreSQL: It Simply Works Joe
On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Magnus Hagander wrote: > One of the original reasons put forward for us needing to change this is > that other opensource databases are also advanced, and may not like us > calling ourselves the most advanced one. > > What do you think they'll say if we differentiate ourselves by saying > we're the professional one - implicating they're not.... Why do we care? ---- Marc G. Fournier Hub.Org Hosting Solutions S.A. scrappy(at)hub(dot)org http://www.hub.org Yahoo:yscrappy Skype: hub.org ICQ:7615664 MSN:scrappy(at)hub(dot)org
On Thu, Jan 28, 2010 at 22:41, Marc G. Fournier <scrappy(at)hub(dot)org> wrote: > On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Magnus Hagander wrote: > >> One of the original reasons put forward for us needing to change this is >> that other opensource databases are also advanced, and may not like us >> calling ourselves the most advanced one. >> >> What do you think they'll say if we differentiate ourselves by saying >> we're the professional one - implicating they're not.... > > Why do we care? If we don't, then that's not a reason to change. It can't both be a reason to change, and then not a reason to change... (FWIW, I think it's not a reason to change away from what we have now) -- Magnus Hagander Me: http://www.hagander.net/ Work: http://www.redpill-linpro.com/
On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Magnus Hagander wrote: > On Thu, Jan 28, 2010 at 22:41, Marc G. Fournier <scrappy(at)hub(dot)org> wrote: >> On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Magnus Hagander wrote: >> >>> One of the original reasons put forward for us needing to change this is >>> that other opensource databases are also advanced, and may not like us >>> calling ourselves the most advanced one. >>> >>> What do you think they'll say if we differentiate ourselves by saying >>> we're the professional one - implicating they're not.... >> >> Why do we care? > > If we don't, then that's not a reason to change. It can't both be a > reason to change, and then not a reason to change... > > (FWIW, I think it's not a reason to change away from what we have now) I didn't realize that it was the original reason to change, but if it is, I think its a pretty lame reason ... I thought we were just looking for something new to 'spice things up' a bit ... ---- Marc G. Fournier Hub.Org Hosting Solutions S.A. scrappy(at)hub(dot)org http://www.hub.org Yahoo:yscrappy Skype: hub.org ICQ:7615664 MSN:scrappy(at)hub(dot)org
On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 17:53 -0400, Marc G. Fournier wrote: > On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Magnus Hagander wrote: > > > On Thu, Jan 28, 2010 at 22:41, Marc G. Fournier <scrappy(at)hub(dot)org> wrote: > >> On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Magnus Hagander wrote: > >> > >>> One of the original reasons put forward for us needing to change this is > >>> that other opensource databases are also advanced, and may not like us > >>> calling ourselves the most advanced one. > >>> > >>> What do you think they'll say if we differentiate ourselves by saying > >>> we're the professional one - implicating they're not.... > >> > >> Why do we care? > > > > If we don't, then that's not a reason to change. It can't both be a > > reason to change, and then not a reason to change... > > > > (FWIW, I think it's not a reason to change away from what we have now) > > I didn't realize that it was the original reason to change, but if it is, > I think its a pretty lame reason ... I thought we were just looking for > something new to 'spice things up' a bit ... Our slogan represents our impression to others. Personally I have no problem telling everyone that I use the Professionals database (or some such thing). I don't care that it implies that other databases may not be. Others in our community (and I am not saying they are wrong) feel we should get along. Both perspectives are valid, it just depends on how we want to get there. I am more aggressive than most. Joshua D. Drake -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Joshua D. Drake wrote: > Our slogan represents our impression to others. Personally I have no > problem telling everyone that I use the Professionals database (or some > such thing). I don't care that it implies that other databases may not > be. +1 > Others in our community (and I am not saying they are wrong) feel we > should get along. -1 > Both perspectives are valid, it just depends on how we want to get > there. I am more aggressive than most. +1 +1 -1 +1 == +1 ---- Marc G. Fournier Hub.Org Hosting Solutions S.A. scrappy(at)hub(dot)org http://www.hub.org Yahoo:yscrappy Skype: hub.org ICQ:7615664 MSN:scrappy(at)hub(dot)org
On Thu, Jan 28, 2010 at 1:53 PM, Marc G. Fournier <scrappy(at)hub(dot)org> wrote: >> If we don't, then that's not a reason to change. It can't both be a >> reason to change, and then not a reason to change... >> >> (FWIW, I think it's not a reason to change away from what we have now) > > I didn't realize that it was the original reason to change, but if it is, I > think its a pretty lame reason ... I thought we were just looking for > something new to 'spice things up' a bit ... The other reason to remove the work 'advanced' was to connotation with 'complicated'. Which is suggested is a turn-off more some of the emerging development trends. -- Regards, Richard Broersma Jr. Visit the Los Angeles PostgreSQL Users Group (LAPUG) http://pugs.postgresql.org/lapug
Joshua Tolley wrote: > Perhaps we should say "Your data unfettered"... but I imagine some of the > community might have feelings about that... > Isn't there already too much PostgreSQL data that's David Fettered for that to be true? -- Greg Smith 2ndQuadrant Baltimore, MD PostgreSQL Training, Services and Support greg(at)2ndQuadrant(dot)com www.2ndQuadrant.com
On Fri, January 29, 2010 08:30, Diogo Biazus wrote: > I like the old mozilla approach of "Reclaim your inbox" as a thunderbird > slogan. > I think that we could use something similar like: > PostgreSQL: Reclaim your database. > PostgreSQL: Regain control of your data. > PostgreSQL: Take your data wherever you want to go. > > I think it synthesizes the notion of being in control of data and having > a flexible development plataform, something that was previously > mentioned in this thread. This seems a particularly good angle, given that I can't be the only person looking at Sunacle and being concerned that I don't want my choice of database to be used as leverage to dictate my choice of server, SAN, operating system, and app server.
Hywel Mallett wrote: > PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Standby Wasn't there a thread suggesting that "hot standby" was the wrong term? I think the slogan should be "PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Slaves" -- Alvaro Herrera http://www.CommandPrompt.com/ PostgreSQL Replication, Consulting, Custom Development, 24x7 support
2010/1/29 Alvaro Herrera <alvherre(at)commandprompt(dot)com>: > Wasn't there a thread suggesting that "hot standby" was the wrong term? > I think the slogan should be > > "PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Slaves" Now *that* raises all sorts of weird connotations I'm afraid :} Cheers, Andrej -- Please don't top post, and don't use HTML e-Mail :} Make your quotes concise. http://www.american.edu/econ/notes/htmlmail.htm
On Fri, 2010-01-29 at 00:34 -0300, Alvaro Herrera wrote: > Hywel Mallett wrote: > > > PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Standby > > Wasn't there a thread suggesting that "hot standby" was the wrong term? > I think the slogan should be > > "PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Slaves" Uh, no. Joshua D. Drake > > -- > Alvaro Herrera http://www.CommandPrompt.com/ > PostgreSQL Replication, Consulting, Custom Development, 24x7 support > -- PostgreSQL.org Major Contributor Command Prompt, Inc: http://www.commandprompt.com/ - 503.667.4564 Consulting, Training, Support, Custom Development, Engineering Respect is earned, not gained through arbitrary and repetitive use or Mr. or Sir.
Andrej escribió: > 2010/1/29 Alvaro Herrera <alvherre(at)commandprompt(dot)com>: > > Wasn't there a thread suggesting that "hot standby" was the wrong term? > > I think the slogan should be > > > > "PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Slaves" > > Now *that* raises all sorts of weird connotations I'm afraid :} Well, that was kind of *the point* :-D (Yes, it was a joke. Perhaps I didn't take this thread with all the seriousness it merits.) BTW sorry if I offended sensibilities. -- Alvaro Herrera http://www.CommandPrompt.com/ The PostgreSQL Company - Command Prompt, Inc.
2010/1/28 Magnus Hagander <magnus(at)hagander(dot)net>: > On Thu, Jan 28, 2010 at 18:34, Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> wrote: >> Marc G. Fournier wrote: >>> On Thu, 28 Jan 2010, Joshua D. Drake wrote: >>> >>> > On Thu, 2010-01-28 at 14:59 +0100, Dimitri Fontaine wrote: >>> >> Peter Eisentraut <peter_e(at)gmx(dot)net> writes: >>> >> >>> >>> On ons, 2010-01-27 at 11:45 -0800, Jeff Davis wrote: >>> >>>> Many suggestions in this thread use "Database" interchangeably with >>> >>>> "Database Management System". The latter is a little verbose, but >>> >>>> "Database System" should be concise enough for a slogan without losing >>> >>>> the meaning. >>> >>> >>> >>> You are completely right that "PostgreSQL" is not a "database", but it's >>> >>> tempting to use it in a slogan because it's shorter and more >>> >>> recognizable. But "database system" is also not correct, and arguably >>> >>> not as short and recognizable. So you'd get the worst of both worlds >>> >>> that way. >>> >> >>> >> http://archives.postgresql.org/pgsql-advocacy/2010-01/msg00053.php >>> >> >>> >> The Professional Database Solution >>> >> >>> >> It's missing something yet, but hopefully with some contribution we'd >>> >> get there.' >>> > >>> > >>> > The Professionals Database >>> >>> I like the first one better .. yours implies a certain knowledge level >>> required to use ... >> >> Yea, I like "The Professional Database Solution" too. > > One of the original reasons put forward for us needing to change this > is that other opensource databases are also advanced, and may not like > us calling ourselves the most advanced one. > > What do you think they'll say if we differentiate ourselves by saying > we're the professional one - implicating they're not.... Postgres SQL Database :-D > > -- > Magnus Hagander > Me: http://www.hagander.net/ > Work: http://www.redpill-linpro.com/ > > -- > Sent via pgsql-advocacy mailing list (pgsql-advocacy(at)postgresql(dot)org) > To make changes to your subscription: > http://www.postgresql.org/mailpref/pgsql-advocacy > -- Cédric Villemain
So we have: The Database for Restful Nights Adrian Klaver The Elephant Never Forgets Adrian Klaver Stability,Extendability,Community Adrian Klaver Now with Hot Slaves Alvaro Herrera Because your data is worth it Andrej Your data deserves it Andrej The Obvious Choice Brendan Jurd What the Hell Else Would You Use? Brendan Jurd SQL Database Cédric Villemain The Open Database Dawid Kuroczko Feel Free Dawid Kuroczko Your Data is Important Dawid Kuroczko Meet the Future Dawid Kuroczko It's ACID! Dawid Kuroczko You are in control Dawid Kuroczko Do Elephants Dream of Generalized Inverted Indexes? Dawid Kuroczko Time for Postgres Dawid Kuroczko Avant-garde of Databases Dawid Kuroczko The Professional Database Solution Dimitri Fontaine The Professional Database Solution Dimitri Fontaine Reclaim your database Diogo Biazus Regain control of your data Diogo Biazus Take your data wherever you want to go Diogo Biazus The Open Stable Solution Emanuel Calvo Franco Be open and leave everything else! Emanuel Calvo Franco The Open Source Elephant Memory Erik Rijkers The freedom power Ernesto Quiñones Just be free Ernesto Quiñones Open-Source Database Gabriele Bartolini Your SQL Gabriele Bartolini Open-Source Database, Open-Ended Possibilities Greg Smith Liberate Your Data! Greg Stark It's really quite good Hywel Mallett Possibly the only database with a replication solution named after a type of goat. Hywel Mallett We won't be bought out Hywel Mallett Free forever Hywel Mallett Now with Hot Standby Hywel Mallett Powerful Freedom Joe Conway It Simply Works Joe Conway The world's open source database Joshua D. Drake The Open Source Database Joshua D. Drake The Professionals Database Joshua D. Drake Security, Power, and High Performance Joshua Kramer Yours Open Source Database Michael Alan Brewer Start here. Get there. Mike Ellsworth If your Data is Important Mike Ellsworth Open Source Power and Reliability Oliver Kohll Power with Integrity Oliver Kohll It just works Rafael Martinez Works for you Rafael Martinez Will not let you down Rafael Martinez Looks after your data Rafael Martinez Your SQL database Rafael Martinez Your next database Rafael Martinez The most reliable open source database Raymond O'Donnell The 'Open' Open Source Database Richard Broersma Non-stop data integrity Rob Napier Non-stop data security Rob Napier Your Data: Any time, Any Place. Rodger Donaldson Enjoy your database again Scott Bailey The database you'll love Scott Bailey Setting the standard for following the standard Scott Bailey Personally, I still don't prefer any of these slogans over the existing one. Thom
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 12:25 PM, Thom Brown <thombrown(at)gmail(dot)com> wrote: > So we have: > ... > Personally, I still don't prefer any of these slogans over the existing one. Nor I. Except possibly: > What the Hell Else Would You Use? Brendan Jurd :-p -- Dave Page EnterpriseDB UK: http://www.enterprisedb.com
Wow, great list. I had already created a trimmed-down, categorized list on my blog: http://momjian.us/main/blogs/pgblog/2010.html#January_29_2010 If we want to choose a couple to cycle through, we can pick the best from each category. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thom Brown wrote: > So we have: > > The Database for Restful Nights Adrian Klaver > The Elephant Never Forgets Adrian Klaver > Stability,Extendability,Community Adrian Klaver > Now with Hot Slaves Alvaro Herrera > Because your data is worth it Andrej > Your data deserves it Andrej > The Obvious Choice Brendan Jurd > What the Hell Else Would You Use? Brendan Jurd > SQL Database C?dric Villemain > The Open Database Dawid Kuroczko > Feel Free Dawid Kuroczko > Your Data is Important Dawid Kuroczko > Meet the Future Dawid Kuroczko > It's ACID! Dawid Kuroczko > You are in control Dawid Kuroczko > Do Elephants Dream of Generalized Inverted Indexes? Dawid Kuroczko > Time for Postgres Dawid Kuroczko > Avant-garde of Databases Dawid Kuroczko > The Professional Database Solution Dimitri Fontaine > The Professional Database Solution Dimitri Fontaine > Reclaim your database Diogo Biazus > Regain control of your data Diogo Biazus > Take your data wherever you want to go Diogo Biazus > The Open Stable Solution Emanuel Calvo Franco > Be open and leave everything else! Emanuel Calvo Franco > The Open Source Elephant Memory Erik Rijkers > The freedom power Ernesto Qui?ones > Just be free Ernesto Qui?ones > Open-Source Database Gabriele Bartolini > Your SQL Gabriele Bartolini > Open-Source Database, Open-Ended Possibilities Greg Smith > Liberate Your Data! Greg Stark > It's really quite good Hywel Mallett > Possibly the only database with a replication solution named after a type of > goat. Hywel Mallett > We won't be bought out Hywel Mallett > Free forever Hywel Mallett > Now with Hot Standby Hywel Mallett > Powerful Freedom Joe Conway > It Simply Works Joe Conway > The world's open source database Joshua D. Drake > The Open Source Database Joshua D. Drake > The Professionals Database Joshua D. Drake > Security, Power, and High Performance Joshua Kramer > Yours Open Source Database Michael Alan Brewer > Start here. Get there. Mike Ellsworth > If your Data is Important Mike Ellsworth > Open Source Power and Reliability Oliver Kohll > Power with Integrity Oliver Kohll > It just works Rafael Martinez > Works for you Rafael Martinez > Will not let you down Rafael Martinez > Looks after your data Rafael Martinez > Your SQL database Rafael Martinez > Your next database Rafael Martinez > The most reliable open source database Raymond O'Donnell > The 'Open' Open Source Database Richard Broersma > Non-stop data integrity Rob Napier > Non-stop data security Rob Napier > Your Data: Any time, Any Place. Rodger Donaldson > Enjoy your database again Scott Bailey > The database you'll love Scott Bailey > Setting the standard for following the standard Scott Bailey > > Personally, I still don't prefer any of these slogans over the existing one. > > Thom -- Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> http://momjian.us EnterpriseDB http://enterprisedb.com + If your life is a hard drive, Christ can be your backup. +
On Jan 29, 2010, at 2:25 PM, Thom Brown wrote: > So we have: > > .... > Setting the standard for following the standard Scott Bailey > > Personally, I still don't prefer any of these slogans over the existing one. > What about extending the existing one: The world's most advanced open source database. Now with replication. It's compatible with the existing slogan and emphasizes one of the major new features of 9.0 -- Alexey Klyukin http://www.CommandPrompt.com/ The PostgreSQL Company - Command Prompt, Inc
Joshua D. Drake wrote: > On Fri, 2010-01-29 at 00:34 -0300, Alvaro Herrera wrote: >> Hywel Mallett wrote: >> >>> PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Standby >> Wasn't there a thread suggesting that "hot standby" was the wrong term? >> I think the slogan should be >> >> "PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Slaves" > > Uh, no. > > Joshua D. Drake > LOL. Alvaro, that's the funniest one yet. Ah, come on Joshua. Just think how packed your booth will be at OSCON. We have some babes in leather handcuffed to a pole... and the pens with the girls that strip when you turn them upside down. Ok, probably not. Scott
On 29 January 2010 17:16, Scott Bailey <artacus(at)comcast(dot)net> wrote: > Joshua D. Drake wrote: > >> On Fri, 2010-01-29 at 00:34 -0300, Alvaro Herrera wrote: >> >>> Hywel Mallett wrote: >>> >>> PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Standby >>>> >>> Wasn't there a thread suggesting that "hot standby" was the wrong term? >>> I think the slogan should be >>> >>> "PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Slaves" >>> >> >> Uh, no. >> >> Joshua D. Drake >> >> > LOL. Alvaro, that's the funniest one yet. > > Ah, come on Joshua. Just think how packed your booth will be at OSCON. We > have some babes in leather handcuffed to a pole... and the pens with the > girls that strip when you turn them upside down. Ok, probably not. > > Hey, cater for all sexualities! Thom
Greg Stark wrote: > I like: > > >> The Elephant Never Forgets Adrian Klaver >> "Never Forgets" was the slogan for Elephant Memory Systems, a maker of floppy disks during the early 80's: http://home.comcast.net/~kevin_d_clark/ems/ One of the ads they used to run: http://home.comcast.net/~kevin_d_clark/ems/ems-mag-ad-2-small.jpg could almost be a PostgreSQL one if you just replace "ANSI" for "SQL Standard". -- Greg Smith 2ndQuadrant Baltimore, MD PostgreSQL Training, Services and Support greg(at)2ndQuadrant(dot)com www.2ndQuadrant.com
On 01/29/2010 09:26 AM, Greg Smith wrote: > Greg Stark wrote: >> I like: >> >>> The Elephant Never Forgets Adrian Klaver > "Never Forgets" was the slogan for Elephant Memory Systems, a maker of > floppy disks during the early 80's: > http://home.comcast.net/~kevin_d_clark/ems/ > My suggestion was not exactly original. It is the phrase that prompted the use of an elephant as the project mascot. I suggested it as both a slogan and an explanation of the mascot for those who are not familiar with the reference. > One of the ads they used to run: > http://home.comcast.net/~kevin_d_clark/ems/ems-mag-ad-2-small.jpg could > almost be a PostgreSQL one if you just replace "ANSI" for "SQL Standard". > -- Adrian Klaver adrian(dot)klaver(at)gmail(dot)com
Scott Bailey wrote: > Joshua D. Drake wrote: > > On Fri, 2010-01-29 at 00:34 -0300, Alvaro Herrera wrote: > >> Hywel Mallett wrote: > >> > >>> PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Standby > >> Wasn't there a thread suggesting that "hot standby" was the wrong term? > >> I think the slogan should be > >> > >> "PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Slaves" > > > > Uh, no. > > > > Joshua D. Drake > > > > LOL. Alvaro, that's the funniest one yet. > > Ah, come on Joshua. Just think how packed your booth will be at OSCON. > We have some babes in leather handcuffed to a pole... and the pens with > the girls that strip when you turn them upside down. Ok, probably not. Can I suggest this themed video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkVzQ1dJ7I8 -- Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us> http://momjian.us EnterpriseDB http://enterprisedb.com + If your life is a hard drive, Christ can be your backup. +
On 1/28/10 7:53 PM, Alvaro Herrera wrote: > Andrej escribió: >> 2010/1/29 Alvaro Herrera <alvherre(at)commandprompt(dot)com>: >>> Wasn't there a thread suggesting that "hot standby" was the wrong term? >>> I think the slogan should be >>> >>> "PostgreSQL: Now with Hot Slaves" >> Now *that* raises all sorts of weird connotations I'm afraid :} > > Well, that was kind of *the point* :-D (Yes, it was a joke. Perhaps I > didn't take this thread with all the seriousness it merits.) > BTW sorry if I offended sensibilities. Since this thread has been *so* serious up until now. --Josh Berkus
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 5:26 PM, Greg Smith <greg(at)2ndquadrant(dot)com> wrote: > Greg Stark wrote: > >> I like: >> >> The Elephant Never Forgets Adrian Klaver >>> >>> "Never Forgets" was the slogan for Elephant Memory Systems, a maker of > floppy disks during the early 80's: > http://home.comcast.net/~kevin_d_clark/ems/ ICANHAZMUG? [image: ?ui=2&view=att&th=1267ccb80816442b&attid=0.1&disp=attd&realattid=ii_1267ccb80816442b&zw] -- greg
2010/1/29 Bruce Momjian <bruce(at)momjian(dot)us>: >> The Database for Restful Nights Adrian Klaver >> The Elephant Never Forgets Adrian Klaver >> Stability,Extendability,Community Adrian Klaver >> Now with Hot Slaves Alvaro Herrera I really like the suggestions by Adrian Klaver, particularly "The Elephant Never Forgets". In the spirit of Alvaro Herrera suggestion I would like to put forward: PostgreSQL: Now with HOT, hot slaves... and TOAST! -- Rob Wultsch wultsch(at)gmail(dot)com
On mån, 2010-01-25 at 11:30 -0800, Josh Berkus wrote: > Given the above, I'd like to start this thread asking for suggestions > for a new project slogan. When we have 4-5 solid ideas, we can put it > to a vote on a survey site somewhere. Given that we have about 100 suggestions now and this mailing list thread is surely not going to resolve the matter, I went ahead and imported the suggestions so far into a voting system. Perhaps this will give us some idea about the direction people want to go. Knock yourself out: http://postgresql.uservoice.com/forums/39779-new-slogan